A doggy tale!

So the next day I have my E.V.S exam. We're suppose to give it once in 3 years but I intend to give it this year just to get fucking free fund ki tension out of my head! So again I go back to my second home which is Harsh's place. The same schedule Maggi and studies.
The next morning we woke up late at 8:34 a.m. and get into the car by 8:40 a.m. Yeah I can stay without taking bath. The record which I made in my school summer vacations was of 13 days without bathing!! Beat this! We reach our classes by 9:30 am, we were late! Question paper had MCQs in it, the oldest trick in the book, choosing the option where the finger stops but this time instead of singing songs, I was counting the number of alphabets in names of all the hot chicks in the college! Exam went fine.
So Me, Shina, Rajat and Era had already planned to go out for lunch after the exam. For a long time we have been teasing Rajat and Shina and that particular day, I don't know whether  it was a coincidence or pre-planned both of them wore exactly the same colors. Black tee, brown trousers and black shoes!! HAHAH!! It was going to be a day with high amount of leg pulling....
Before going to lunch we went to Shina's place for some work. There I accomplished one of the biggest mission of my life to dematerialize  Dog phobia!! Just for the record I had this huge phobia from dogs even the Vodafone dog, whenever I passed a dog I had this burning sensation in my body. So I met TUM TUM (shina's dog), first time ever in my life I touched a dog and within few moments the fear expires!!  YEAH!! WOOHHOO!!
P.S. Rajat is shit scared of dogs!!

So we get into the car and decide where to go for lunch, it took us 20 long minutes just to decide where to EAT! I suggested this place where one can get the best soup in Chandigarh, the place is called Tawa. We reached and ordered Wonton soup and the rest of the course meal. After eating our food we plan to go to Softy Corner it also has the best softies in Chandigarh! YUMM! On the way to sector-17, I don't know how I conjure up Sunny Leone's pole dance in BIGG BOSS on the song 'Yeh mera deewanapan' and that very moment a fantasy snaps in my head that 'if'' I'll ever have a girlfriend  I would really appreciate it if she does the same for me!
We reach sector-17, went to Softy corner and ordered our softies and waited. Awesome Sauce softy arrives and I look at it and I plan to rape it! I fail to understand why on this beautiful earth, girls have a thing for photography that to anywhere and for that matter even in a bathroom. We touched every path of sector-17 in search of good light for the photographs, at last we get it and we clicked some good number of photos, Era having her patent smile in every photo. Altogether, it was a pleasurable day!

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Mixed Feelings.!

So after writing the previous blog before hitting the 'PUBLISH' button, I felt apprehensive but after thinking for around 2 minutes what would be the people's and especially my ex-girlfriend's reaction I hit 'PUBLISH'!!!
Then anxiously waiting for 5 minutes, I refresh to check the views, not even 1 view then I realize that people don't know about the blog. Thinking what to do to make the blog popular a thought passes through my mind that this is the right time to use Mark Zuckerbeg's invention. So I log in into my Facebook account and share blog's link. Waiting waiting waiting...... now I felt restless, I click on pageviews and YIPIEE!!! 2 views. I was happy! It was 8 a.m. and I dozed off!! 
I woke up around 1 p.m. and realized that I have a blog now, rushed to the laptop, logged in the username and clicked pageviews still 2 views I was sad :( Then realization struck me that I'm not here to impress; I'm here to express! I plan to turn off the laptop and study.
My brain was cooking Advertising techniques, but I told myself not to do it and 5 minutes later I end up texting 50 people about the blog!! :P

Next Day:
Harsh called up to inquire about the English exam's preparation and both of us were all set to fail so we decided to study together. I reached his place by 6 p.m. and we had Maggi and juice and then we started studying. Continuously studying for 3-4 hours made me sick, I needed fresh air so went for walk or I should rather say I went for a smoke! Studied till 2:30 a.m., solved 4-5 sample papers. We set alarm on both of our phones and went to sleep.....!

Exam day:
We reach 30 minutes before exam time and wait for gates to open, I saw this amazing pilot pen in harsh's hand, my brain says me that "If you want to pass, write with this pen". So I ask harsh for the pen but that was his 'LUCKY PEN'!! He refuses to give. Then I rush to the nearest market for the pen but I didn't get it there, so just because of the stupid idea my brain popped out that I had to write with that pen. After driving 2 km more I finally get the pen and I sigh.! 
I enter the college gate after showing my roll number to the obese gatekeeper I start searching for my roll number on notice board but I don't find it and I get a  thought that college authorities must have blacklisted me! I check all the class rooms but my roll number is nowhere. I ran towards a teacher to ask that where am I suppose to sit?? She asks me to check another notice board which was in the other block. I run towards the B.COM block notice board (I felt like Shah Rukh Khan when he was running behind Sunil Shetty in 'Main Hoon Na') and yes!! No one has blacklisted me! I enter the class and the answer booklet is distributed and then the question paper. I give the question paper a good reading as said by Mom. I feel happy and excited because I know the literature part very well and because of the excitement, I went with the flow and exceeded the word limit! Completed the paper 10 minutes before but I have this superstition that if I will sit full 3 hours then I'll pass, so I had to sit. The exam went well!